Your Cosmic
Blueprint
A warm, no-fluff introduction to astrology for total beginners — learn to read your own birth chart and understand your Sun, Moon, and Rising in one focused session.
One-time payment · Instant download · Workbook + slide deck included
You know your sun sign. That's about where it ends.
Every astrology resource online seems to assume you already speak the language — full of jargon, contradictory advice, and TikTok shorthand that explains nothing. You don't need a 40-hour certification. You need someone to sit down and actually teach you the foundation, in order, like an adult.
Two deliverables. One clear path from zero to chart-literate.
Built the way a 20-year technical writer and corporate training specialist would build it: structured, sequential, and genuinely teachable — to a room of beginners or to no one but yourself.
The Workbook
An 18-page guided manual you read once and keep forever. Includes fill-in worksheets so you walk away with your own chart actually interpreted — not just lectured at.
- What a birth chart is & how to get yours free
- Sun, Moon & Rising — explained in plain language
- All 12 zodiac signs by element & modality
- The 12 houses, quick-reference style
- Guided worksheet to read your own Big Three
- Glossary & curated resource list
The Companion Deck
A 16-slide presentation that mirrors the workbook — perfect for a slower second pass, teaching a friend, or running your own beginner astrology night.
- Visual breakdown of every Big Three placement
- Color-coded element & modality reference
- Full 12-sign and 12-house quick-reference grids
- Built-in practice prompts
- Presenter notes on every key slide
- Yours to teach from, gift, or keep for reference
Six chapters. Built to be finished in one sitting.
Welcome & How to Use This Course
What astrology is — and isn't — before you spend a minute on it.
What Is a Birth Chart?
The three-layer framework that unlocks every placement you'll ever read.
The Big Three
Sun, Moon & Rising — your core identity, inner world, and first impression.
The Twelve Zodiac Signs
Organized by element and modality so nothing has to be memorized cold.
The Twelve Houses
Where each placement's energy actually plays out in your life.
Reading Your Own Chart
A guided worksheet to interpret your own Big Three, line by line.
Wendy B.
I built the course I wish I'd had.
I've spent over twenty years as a technical writer, and another fifteen training adults in the corporate world — so if there's one thing I know how to do, it's break down something complicated into something a beginner can actually follow.
In 2024 I published my first novel, Bad Karma, a fantasy-mythology romance steeped in Egyptian goddess lore. The research for that book quietly turned into something more — a genuine, ongoing spiritual practice that led me into astrology, tarot, and the wider world of the esoteric.
This course is the result of teaching myself astrology properly, the way I'd want it taught: structured, honest about what's symbolic versus literal, and built for a true beginner standing exactly where I once stood.
Technical Writer
Adults Corporately
Bad Karma
Built for beginners. Not for people who already know what a stellium is.
This is for you if —
- You can't explain your Big Three beyond your sun sign
- You want a real foundation, not a feed of memes
- You'd rather read one good source than fifty mediocre ones
- You're curious about astrology as self-reflection, not fortune-telling
- You like workbooks you can actually write in
This isn't for you if —
- You already read full natal charts with aspects & transits
- You're looking for daily horoscopes or predictions
- You want a professional certification program
- You're hoping for tarot, numerology, or other modalities
Everything you need to read your own chart — for less than a single session with an astrologer.
One-time payment · lifetime access
- The complete 18-page workbook (Word + PDF)
- The 16-slide companion deck (PowerPoint)
- Fill-in worksheets for your own Big Three
- Glossary & curated free-resource list
- Instant download, yours to keep forever
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Before you go —
I know nothing about astrology. Will I actually understand this?
That's exactly who this was built for. It assumes zero prior knowledge and walks you through everything in plain language, in order — including how to get your own free birth chart in the first place.
Do I need any special software to use these files?
No. The workbook opens in Microsoft Word (or any compatible app, including free options like Google Docs), and the companion deck opens in PowerPoint. Both are also provided as universally viewable PDFs.
How long will this actually take me?
The workbook is designed to be completed in a single 45–60 minute sitting, with your birth chart in hand. The slide deck is yours to revisit anytime as a refresher.
Does this cover tarot, numerology, or other practices?
No — this course is focused exclusively on astrology fundamentals: your birth chart, your Big Three, the zodiac signs, and the houses. It's intentionally narrow so it can go deep enough to actually be useful.
You don't need to know everything about the sky. You just need somewhere honest to start.
Your birth chart has been waiting for you since the day you were born. Let's go read it.
Get the Course — $47